Diogenes In Exile

Diogenes In Exile

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🔥 "Welcome to the 2026 Oscars: The Night of a Thousand Struggle Sessions"!
We are getting ready early! With a new dress code: Inspired by medieval monks and Soviet-era ration lines.
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America’s Great Renaming - The Official Guide to Never Knowing Where You Are Anymore
Remember when places had names? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Suzannah Alexander
The Civilized Person’s Satirical Guide to Polite Encounters with Former DEI Officers and Other Progressives
A refined guide to dodging dogma while progressives detox from Social Justice brainwashing
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Suzannah Alexander
New DSM-6 Disorders So Ridiculous, Even Your Therapist Will Laugh
More labels, less accountability—mental health just got a glow-up!
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Breaking Up with Accreditors: A Satirical Contract for Academic Freedom
When accreditors go low, we go legal
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Suzannah Alexander
Why Diversity Deserves a Break This Holiday Season
Turning divisiveness into delight: A holiday take on diversity.
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Suzannah Alexander
When Halloween Takes a Political Turn: What’s in the Bag
What would Halloween look like if your trick-or-treat bag came packed with social justice?
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Suzannah Alexander
Woke White and the Seven Allies
Because the Revolution will Need Fairy Tales Too!
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Cultural Humility Meets Fun: Try the Right Side of History Hopscotch!
Can you stay woke and win? Time to test your social justice skills!
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Suzannah Alexander
Deck the Halls with Microaggressions: Woke Gifts to Make Spirits Bright
Make your holidays woke, wild, and hilariously uncomfortable.
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